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This is a song about what Ralphie from "A Christmas Story" is REALLY thinking.
lyrics
All I want for Christmas is a gun, gun, gun
All I want for Christmas is a gun.
I've been such a good boy, I deserve to have some fun,
All I want for Christmas is a gun
All I want for Christmas is a spade, spade, spade.
All I want for Christmas is a spade.
My neighbors say I'm quiet and very well behaved,
All I want for Christmas is a spade
Jesus saves, Elvis lives, Satan takes, and Santa gives,
and they make the Yuletide gay.
Can you believe what Neitsche said?
"There is no truth" and "God is dead"
Well, I'll bet his Christmas parties were lame.
All I want for Christmas is some time, time, time
All I want for Christmas is some time.
A place that I can dig, perhaps a little lime,
All I want for Christmas is some time.
Jesus saves, Elvis lives, Satan takes, and Santa gives,
Cmon let's make the Yuletide gay.
Can you believe what Neitsche said?
"There is no truth" and "God is dead"
Well, I'll bet his Christmas parties were lame.
All I want for Christmas is amends, amends, amends
All I want for Christmas is amends
There's bad ones on your list, you won't find my name with them
cuz All I want for Christmas is amends
All I want for Christmas is a gun, gun, gun
All I want for Christmas is a gun.
I've been such a good boy, I deserve to have some fun,
All I want for Christmas is a gun
All I want for Christmas is a gun
All I want for Christmas is a gun
credits
released December 1, 2013
written by Pete Witham
performed by Pete Witham & The Cozmik Zombies featuring Kevin Roper on piano
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